Sunday, November 9, 2008

Beyonce Wants to Be Wonder Woman

In a Los Angeles Time interview, Beyonce told reporters that she'd love to play Wonder Woman. Dear God. As if we haven't been subjected to enough of Beyonce's "acting". She claims she wants to take a break from all the heavy roles she's been taking on and have fun with as superhero. In keeping with her specially manufactured brand of southern I'm-cute-but-not-that-bright charm, she said, "I would definitely have to keep it right for that costume. But I love Wonder Woman and it'd be a dream come true to be that character. It sure would be handy to have that lasso." It'd be great to have a black Wonder Woman, but please, not Beyonce. All we can do is hope that the next Iron Man movies will be good...


  1. The punchline here is "break from heavy roles." In other words, Foxxy Cleopatra from Austin Powers, Xania from The Pink Panther and Deena from Dreamgirls. I know she's got the Etta James movie coming up, but this chick needs to get over herself.

  2. Heavy roles? Is she up for another American Pie sequel?


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